In that sense, Lincoln lets its audience off too easy. It’s comforting to feel that we can always find great wisdom in the middle. For the slight cost of waving away those who carry radicalism in their very blood, it reaffirms our great faith in democracy. It’s much more terrifying to consider how democratic compromise can be disastrous and how zealotry can be perceptive. Lincoln should have been harder on us. And I still loved it. And it still left me weepy. And you should still see it.
nytimes | November 14, 2012 | Pete Wells | BEST WORST restaurant review of 2012 | Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar |
“Is the entire restaurant a very expensive piece of conceptual art? Is the shapeless, structureless baked alaska that droops and slumps and collapses while you eat it, or don’t eat it, supposed to be a representation in sugar and eggs of the experience of going insane?
Why did the toasted marshmallow taste like fish?”
DARK KNIGHT RISES | Wildly ambitious movie has astounding opening sequence—how did they do that?—followed by film that never ends
Reminiscent of the last ‘Lord of the Rings’ movie (‘If one more orc comes over the mountain I will throw up’) in overkill.
The last half is a relentless build-up to tieing up loose plot points that goes on for what seems like—and is—hours and loses focus in batches of fragmentary subplots. A mash-up of variously sentimental, violent, sadistic, mystical, semi-political, vaguely anti-Muslim, vaguely anti-foreigner (Marion Cotillard) false endings followed by the predictably climactic mushroom cloud—followed by the sugary Michael-Caine-sees-a-ghost fade-out.
Highlights: Christian Bale when he has the mask off. Cheekbones can act all by themselves. Anne Hathaway being sarcastic. Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the Robin character. Gary Oldman. The intentional mix-up of the French Revolution’s Robespierre trials (only missing Mme Defarge’s knitting) with Occupy Wall Street. See what happens when you liberate the lower classes without a paramilitary police corps to suppress them!
Lowlights: Christian Bale and Tom Hardy speaking vocoder through expressionless masks. The unmotivated Darth Vader Jr villain with a back-story that is both silly and endlessly over-explained. The red herring Marion Cotillard character. The lack of any romantic heat between Christian Bale and either of the two female leads.
Dark Knight Rises manages to be both overwhelming and underwhelming.

DARK KNIGHT RISES | Wildly ambitious movie has astounding opening sequence—how did they do that?—followed by film that never ends
Zoe KAZAN is smart to realize that if you want to introduce yourself to the world with a bang, write your own movie, play the lead actress—and succeed in showing what you can do. Ruby Sparks is Pygmalion done as an intelligent, funny commentary on the advantages and disadvantages of wish fulfillment in regard to your significant other. The one-liners are as good as anything in Juno, a previous role of Paul Dano—the male lead and Zoe Kazan’s real-life partner.
To quote Truman Capote, “More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.” My favorite movie of 2012 thus far, just as clever, maybe less moving than Beginners—my favorite movie of 2011.

















